Hello my loves, how have you all been? I’ve been good. Im alive, I guess that counts for something. Let’s talk sex today.
It’s always such a taboo topic. People always act like they don’t have it. Just saying the full term is awkward to some of you so lets say it together:
Sex sex sex sex sex sex. Now that we’ve gotten a bit more comfortable with the term lets get into it, shall we?
First of all, let me start by saying that this is a safe space. Ain’t nothing too awkward to talk about. Sex is natural. Just practice safe sex.
Now here are some of my controversial/unpopular opinions about sex with little to no explanations.
- Sex itself is very overrated.
- Doggystyle is definitely NOT the best position. It aint bad but the best?? C’mon now. what are you enjoying? His balls clapping your ass? And why do men always try put their whole weight on you?
- Toys definitely belong in the bedroom. Trust me that vibrator gon make you finish quicker than that man’s tongue or fingers. Plus why not just explore yourselves? It’s a good thing.
- Missionary is underrated.
- Dry humping is actually underrated.
- Sex in the shower? Really, that ish is dangerous. Don’t believe what the porn website told you
- Excessive talking is a turn off! All that dirty talk is fine in MODERATION, don’t talk too much baby, youre ruining the moment. Just moan in my ear, that’ll do the job even better
I would normally tell to read your bible but I don’t think this is the post for it, so see you next time loves.
One day at a time 